Friday, October 12, 2007

Virgie Bell's View: Snits and Sans

I am just so glad we are going to get back to doing this blog as these times seem so very important to delve into just a bit deeper than most people seem to be willing to do. Politics have been my soap opera for so long so that I of course, get pretty deep into it.

I’ve never watched any sitcoms except for maybe two or three, many years ago. I did watch Dancing With The Stars for one season but gave that up when Heather Mills was on it with her fake leg. It seemed a shame to me then. Of course, there are many things that are more important than getting in a snit about the soon to be ex-Ms. Paul McCartney, but my snit seemed to be validated when I read in the paper today that she showed up in court with a dark blanket hiding her from view and an assistant bringing up the rear with a wheel chair in full view. This was for a court hearing about why she needs more than $30,000,000.00 compensation. Dear reader, I must tell you that you have missed so many snitful posts that it is a shame. Important stuff, as well as which stars have been running around sans panties and which have shown their ass with their stupid diatribes about what we need to know as far as these vast treasures of knowledge feel they need to convey to those of us who do not make our living with the vital talent of "Let's Pretend". But hey, I'm back and the snit goes on.

Lisa and Kayla went to Santa Fe with us for a few days a couple or three years ago and we visited museums and art galleries galore. A thing I love to do. One that held a proportionate spot was about something with a tribute to John Lennon and his wisdom. Something along those lines and of course, I all but laughed out loud. Lisa said, "But Mom, John Lennon." I don't know, but maybe he was pretty full of the essential facts for the road to peace. If laying in bed for two weeks withYoko Ono naked helped world peace, then I am really pretty dense. I will say this much, I wish all the little movie stars would just take to the bed for two weeks at a time. It might work. Do not confuse talent for acting with the fount of wisdom. Just because someone has public exposure does not make them an intellectual. One of the really true aphorisms my dad stressed was that so many that are truly ignorant could keep the fact hidden if they just learned to keep their mouth shut.

When De'on called this morning and said “We’re back,” I was so relieved because these really are important times. She said for me to keep it pretty short. Therefore dear reader, if you miss my posts coming as often as they did, don't worry about it. Rest assured, I will be lying up in bed doing my part to advance world peace...sans panties...and sans camera. Don't look for me to receive the Noble Peace Prize and I’m pretty sure I would turn it down anyway. Wimpy Jimmy Carter and Goofy Al Gore now have been granted one each. I would be embarrassed to accept one anyway as neither one of these dudes SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

2 comments:

Flag Gazer said...

Hi Virgie!
Glad to see you back!

Semper Fi Mom said...

Great post Virgie Bell! You always make me laugh out loud. You are so witty!