Staples are out...Yea! I am so glad. De'on took me to the Dr. and of course I did everything wrong. I could not...COULD NOT...wear the corset thingamajig and the doctor did not like it one bit. Tell me why it is that hearing people think you can hear if they give you important information? For instance, he said “Raise your gown." I thought he said drop your panties and I did. De'on comes out of the chair like a shot "No Mom, raise your dress.” See. He called the very best dress that I had to wear a gown. I should have known that no one in their right mind would say drop your panties to me. Back to the corset thing. He said "Don't you have any biker shorts?" When is the last time you saw a 72 year old woman with a reserve set of biker shorts? So anyway, biker shorts are now part of my get well instructions. Biker shorts...
I didn't even know my computer was a dinosaur until De'on called it one. It still does much more than I know how to do, or for that matter even care to learn. Dear reader, I am so far behind on what is going on in the world. My major accomplishment was to turn from the left side to the right side. I see that O.J. is back on the tube. I do wish they would throw the key away after locking him in with some dude looking for a new squeeze. Justice my man...justice. His present girlfriend is a clone for the wife he murdered and I loved the fact his watch turned out to be a $100 look-alike for a Rolex. When you are not in that league anymore, get a Timex or go without, but don't try to keep up with the Rolex crowd. Speaking of which, have you noticed those who are, quote: "O.J.'s friends?" Goons, real goons. Makes the Heisman Trophy about in the same league as Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize. People will be stepping back and saying no, thanks, but no thanks. Anyway I am up a little more today and will tell my niece to go ahead and send presents or even male strippers as it is never too late. All they have to do is say "Raise your gown" and it's a go. Ha!
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Editor’s note: Click here for the post VB is referencing when she speaks of her niece. The comments section is where you’ll find my crazy cousin (and Diane, her weight/energy plan is there too!) -dn
I didn't even know my computer was a dinosaur until De'on called it one. It still does much more than I know how to do, or for that matter even care to learn. Dear reader, I am so far behind on what is going on in the world. My major accomplishment was to turn from the left side to the right side. I see that O.J. is back on the tube. I do wish they would throw the key away after locking him in with some dude looking for a new squeeze. Justice my man...justice. His present girlfriend is a clone for the wife he murdered and I loved the fact his watch turned out to be a $100 look-alike for a Rolex. When you are not in that league anymore, get a Timex or go without, but don't try to keep up with the Rolex crowd. Speaking of which, have you noticed those who are, quote: "O.J.'s friends?" Goons, real goons. Makes the Heisman Trophy about in the same league as Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize. People will be stepping back and saying no, thanks, but no thanks. Anyway I am up a little more today and will tell my niece to go ahead and send presents or even male strippers as it is never too late. All they have to do is say "Raise your gown" and it's a go. Ha!
SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
Editor’s note: Click here for the post VB is referencing when she speaks of her niece. The comments section is where you’ll find my crazy cousin (and Diane, her weight/energy plan is there too!) -dn
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I have not quit laughing since I got this. Nothing gets by you, Mom! LOL!
And the story is all so horribly true. Wow, what a pair, and this is turning into a geriatric site!
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