Virgie Bell's View: Gas and more hot air

When I went to bed last night one of my last thoughts was that I really didn't have much to post about today. Well, last night is gone and today is here and things have changed. Yes, there is much to report on Gunz Up. Nose to the news (me) can tell you a few new things about Al Gore's Greenhouse Gas issue.

While Melissa Ethridge gushes and gloats about the excitement that is our generation as we have the opportunity to become the greatest generation, which is a mighty small generation if she refers to her lifestyle and their capabilities to reproduce the human being. At the last report, it took a man and a woman to conceive a child. That alone should speak for what an alternative lifestyle this really is. The Bible will always hold true no matter how much man tries to undo it. The problem is that God looked upon man and saw that it was not good for him to be alone, and he took a rib (DNA) and created woman. And as far as “MRS and MRS” is concerned, find a new term. Our greatest generation was produced before you were ever on the planet. It was the generation of World War II, when our military was backed by a nation that was willing to do whatever it took to survive after the attack on Pearl Harbor. So, get over the gushing and self-love.

The most precious commodity that exists in the world is and always has been WATER. Nothing on this planet can live without it. Nothing. Corn is the number one choice for ethanol production. There is one sure way you can grow corn and that is to throw a fish between the rows of corn and keep it alive. That may be a stretch alright, but not much of one. It also takes four and one half gallons of water to make one gallon of ethanol. In other words no matter how much we try to stop global warming, we will not be able to without banning the motor vehicles. All of them. You say that is not going to happen and I could not agree more. Global warming is the direct result of a progressive civilization. We live within that progress. When the first Model T was turned off the assembly line, we sped up global warming and nothing will stop it. You can make entire cities second hand smoke free but you can never stop carbon dioxide. Al Gore is such an idiot to have ever come up with this nonsense to start with. Most pet theories have to run a course before they die a natural death of starvation from lack of facts. This one didn't last but a month or two. I have found over and over again that if you will go to the Bible, it will hold true every time. The saddest thing in the world is for a blow hard like Al Gore to be able to delude the public. This time it is dangerous. God himself is the only one that gives rain. Man does not, cannot, and will not create water. But we can use it up. We have been well on our way for a long time now. As of today, Georgia has lost more than 65,000 acres to wildfires and it is still burning. This is because Georgia is suffering from the worst drought in over two decades.

I have always enjoyed the black and white cartoons that show up in the newspapers daily. Yesterday was really funny. They showed Cheryl Crow being introduced on stage. As she holds her hand out to shake the hand of two others, the cartoon depicts their hands held stiffly against their sides, in order not to touch the old filthy thing. There is a new book that is about Hillary Clinton. It is of course unauthorized, but it is taken from papers from one of the best friends of the Senator. The reports are that it will blow the lid off quite a few of her cherished myths she would have us believe. David Geffen, a former Clinton diner and Hollywood mogul said recently that he was aware that politicians lied but that the Clinton’s did it with such ease that it was scary. What kind of contempt was the acting president showing for the law when he answered a question put to him with, “It all depends on what you mean by the word is?” Is defined, means the third person singular. It is an abbreviation for isle or island and an abbreviated form of the book of Isaiah. What we want to know Mr. President is do you consider oral sex as sex? Contempt for our law. You bet and yet I voted for the jerk anyway.

Half or more of these politicians are guilty of every form of perverted sex and otherwise. I just can't stand that kind of stuff. Forthwith, Newt Gingrich had to resign as Speaker of the House and then Mr. Livingston was nearly sworn in before he was caught in the same petard. It seems that everyone apologizes all over the place these days. That is supposed to cancel out a wrong. Erase a lie. So I apologize for voting for the jerk. Once I heard an old saying that reminds me of correcting the damage done by a lie. Take a down filled pillow to the top of the highest mountain, cut the pillow open and scatter the feathers to the four winds. When you have retrieved every single feather, you have then corrected the lie.

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