Virgie Bell's View: It's Eastertime and burqas are all the rage this spring?

I saw on the news that the prissy, silly, Speaker of the House has been harshly criticized for her trip to Syria and other points of interests to secure peace in our fight…. It seems against our allies and the nation of Israel?!? She seems to be pro-anything as long as it puts her in the headlines. Like Britney Spears will go without panties, Pelosi will show you hers. Britney will shave her head and Pelosi will don a headscarf and wear her skirt up to there.

Maybe it is just me being jealous. After all, at one time I was able to dress like her. You know, just a little sexy. Yep, when I was a member of the Amherst High School girl’s basketball team, we wore those little shorts that were pretty darn revealing. Same thing with my cheerleading outfit. Now? Well I am more inclined to follow the Hillary Clinton mode of dress. You know, trying to hide the unflattering part of my body while calling attention to that unflattering part of the body. I am therefore forced to admit I would look much better in a burqa. The one favored by the men in their choice for the women in that part of the world.

I noticed that Madam Speaker strutted right on over to Saudi Arabia on her little peace talks about the War on Terror and making her peaceful negotiations for the country of Israel. Can you believe this woman? I want to hide my face that she is a woman at all. It seems the question has been asked recently as to whether the United States is ready for a women president and Senator Clinton made the quote that we “wouldn't know until we tried one.” Allowing that this is a catchy reply, such as the one made by Eve to Adam when she said, “Come on have a bite; it is really good and makes one wise.” Well you know we will never overcome that little piece of history. Especially with the Speaker over there flashing her gams when only two weeks ago in that country, they made the judgment that a woman who was raped by seven of its male members was to receive ninety lashes with a whip for the crime she committed by finding herself alone with a man to start with. Until recently a woman was not even allowed to be a suicide bomber because of her gender. But now wiser heads have prevailed and it is allowed if she has been found guilty of misconduct like getting raped, etc. She then may be a suicide bomber or she may commit suicide. She now has a choice and a say so among the voters of that particular minority.

I look for Nancy Pelosi to start throwing kisses to the adoring public a-la-Anna-Nicole. The Democratic Party on the far left are pretty upset about her actions also it seems. Leave it to old Nancy to finally bring the two parties together. We better be real careful here ... is the consensus among her colleagues. After all, in my little state, there is one in Santa Fe who's running on the very platform that he wants to impeach Bush. Well, so much for that nonsense they mutter among themselves. If she becomes the El Presidente, we will never retain our big three point lead. The only one that seems to be cheering her on is the brilliant Senator Jon Cerry. Oops. Missed spell ck. We all know he has always been in favor of a woman's right to be rich and semi-famous.

Well the wayward Ms. Pelosi is back on American Soil. Time to grab those darling little grandchildren ‘round and bestow floral tributes to statues of famous Dad. Someone said she is a chocoholic. I beg to defer here. She was in a restaurant after a trying day in with the members of the House. She ordered the old stand by of comfort food of lettuce with a touch of lemon, which she the nibbled in order to sooth her little old exhausted self. Nah...She ain't no chocoholic.

Around here, we don’t nibble lettuce with lemon. Nope, we eat chocolate and we SUPPORT THE TROOPS!