Virgie Bell's View: Can't you just hear them?

Don't you know that it is about the hardest thing that the Democratic majority in Washington DC ever had to do, to have to take time off from taking time off in order to clarify their position on how they are really against cutting funding for the troops and really meant they were for funding the troops?

Don't you know they would love to kick the strutting behind of that Madam Speaker? Of course she is for funding the troops; every Democratic member is for funding the troops. There is a stampede running away from the Fiengold-Reid bill calling for cutting off funding for the troops. Now the ones who are running for president will have to stand upon the oath that they are for funding the troops. Meanwhile, they have to figure out a way to shut-up the drivel that is always coming out of the mouth of Sen. John Kerry. The man who is always as crystal clear as a chunk of coal about how he feels about something. For gosh sakes, “That moron,” they fret, “Isn't there anything we can do with that boob? Isn’t he supposed to be making carpets out of Christmas Cards or something? Can't we just tell him shut-up, for once, just please shut up? But pray tell what are we going to do about her? I mean she is an idiot and represents us in the House.”

“Stuff a sock in Murtha’s mouth right now before we forget about it. That is all we need right now for that nut-job to start popping off like he is always doing. Besides if you ask me there is something a little fishy going on there between those two. That lucky dog Bill Richardson is in Korea right now and looks more patriotic than the rest of us put together. Oh god, don't even mention John Edwards. If you do, people's minds will go right back to all the drivel coming out of John Kerry’s mouth….” etc. etc. etc... SUPPORT THE TROOPS AND THANK YOU!