Virgie Bell's View: Batting it around....

....Well he is at it again. Al Gore that is. What else do you expect from someone that has decided to save the planet? To once again pretend that he is God. Right. And guess who else is at it again. The self proclaimed dyke of the world. The ever un-adorable Rosie. She has the answer to everything. Even Dancing With the Stars has the new and ever inventive Heather. She’s the one who holds up that sign that says Animal Rights and Human Wrongs. She is tired of all of the press bugging her and so she is on the talk shows and showing up on one of the most popular shows to prove that indeed Humans are wrong. She came by this unfortunate publicity by marriage to Paul McCartney of the Beatle Fame. She has given birth to his daughter and she is on a roll. I hope she is satisfied with this new privacy. She has only one leg. She also has many artificial ones. One with a shoe to match every outfit. Being rich helps. About the only thing it proves is to marry rich and have a child and then get that very lucrative deal that comes with the territory. Sir Paul sure met his match with Heather. There is no way to walk away from a deal like that and be broke. Take Yoko Ono. Forever an apartment in one of the most expensive digs in the world and all the bells and whistles that go with it.

Al Gore says the earth has a fever. He is in show business now you see and political skills honed in the past are very useful now to our pal Al. It is called playing a role, remembering your lines. To be able to act a part that has nothing to do with reality of a situation. The role he wants most is to be smarter than anyone. But then it is a well known fact that you cannot fool all the people all of the time. No... the most one can hope for is to fool some of the people just some of the time. So Big Al wants to give the planet a baby aspirin.

Rosie wants to prove that she is smart. She hung upside down like a bat to show us how we can become smart if we let her do the thinking and most of all the talking. Yoko Ono can tell us what John would have said in the present time with the war and such. She is able to read someone’s mind even after all these years. You know. Give Peace A Chance. Heather will show you that she can out dance on just one leg with dozens of spare legs with designer shoes, and how you can hide in plain sight with all the rest in show businesspeople. The morale of this little post is: be born of wealth and politics like that award winning star Al Gore. Or be like Rosie. Come from nowhere and get rich by being the biggest and loudest and most insulting mouth on this side of the planet that is burning up, and hang upside down and dream with the bats there on the dark side she has chosen. Or be a prophet like Yoko Ono and give peace a chance, even if an act of war has been declared against us. Or dear Heather with her designer shoes. In other words, if you don’t inherit wealth then at least marry it. After all, you really can fool part of the people part of the time. SUPPORT THE TROOPS!